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Elf Bars

What was the song the Vince Vaughn and Willie the elf danced too in the bar?
"Beast of Burden" by the Rolling Stones.
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The Little Elf Behind Bars
Where can i meet a really smart weird girl?
Wanted - the weirdest smart girl ever!
I'd like to meet someone absolutely brilliant. I'm getting too close to 40 to be poaching college co-eds, i can't filter for good smart ones at the bars, and the ones i'm looking for are shut-ins. Eharmony is fine and I've enjoyed some of the matches but i really need to amp this up. OkCupid was useless - too many people looking for just friends or looking to upgrade or to looking find a third.
i'd date 21-35 but i'm really interested in having a family and leaving the single life FAR behind. My mom is an artist and my dad a software and hardware designer and i've dated in both those professions. I'm a professional gentleman, tall, good looking by most accounts - just awkward, reclusive and looking for a genuine brilliant freak.
I like artists, actresses, graduate students and athletes with elf-like features and genius - insomnia optional.
Where do i look now?
(send this as a link to your smart weird friend!!)
2 weirdos dont make a right





I have it but I don't want to share.